Trash Talk

I've re-registered my BTT, and hope i'll pass it on this coming June! It's such a shame that i actually failed it the 1st time round. Well, what can i say? You've heard people said that how confidence can kill a man. Did they really said that? I think so, i think i heard that from somewhere before, or else, i think i made it up. If i just made it up, i must be brilliant then! Did i just said im brilliant? I think i heard that one before too!

Well anyway, it is sad that my Guitar Hero guitar broke down on me, I tried to repair it yesterday, but unfortunately, it still doesnt work! God, you guys must be thinking now "it's time to play some real shit, dump the game and learn to strum the real deal man". Well i tell you what, SCREW YOU, When i was all alone, it was Guitar Hero which gave me comfort, when i was down, it was Guitar Hero which restored my confidence, when i have urges, it was guitar hero who gave me, oh wait.... thats was the internet.

Well anyway, i got my laptop back from HP, and yes, they changed my entire keyboard for free! I got to say, their after purchase service is really awesome. They gave me numerous calls, to constantly update me with my laptop situation. And lets not forget their pick up service. I got my computer fixed in less than 24 hours without even leaving my apartment! Notice i used the word "apartment"? I was just trying to sound like i own my own house while the actual fact is that i dont. Maybe soon, i've been eying this condo for awhile now which i've got no money to pay for. What are you staring at? at least i got an ambition, WHAT DO YOU HAVE? Probably getting a new plastic guitar for your xbox? Or maybe get a new bicycle? Oh wait, erm... those are part of my plans as well...

So, that's pretty much it, im off to hunt for food to fill my "not hungry but feel like munching" mouth. Notice i use the word "hunt"? That makes me sound stronger as normally hunt refers to killing something. If i use the word "find", it will give you people the impression of me being lazy, searching for food like how ants sneak up to your chocolate bar while you're not looking. I gave you the impression that im a big freaking hairy lion, snatching away that little deer which that tiger just killed while he's eating.

Yea im a lion, dont mess with me, i kill you if you mess with me.



no really, i'll kill you.



ps: im hairy too

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